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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

小品84 作文

忘了在哪听过一句话

人生的第一句谎言是从小学写作文开始的

而第一句真心话是从写情书开始

还挺有意思不是吗？

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学校里教的作文还真是名副其实的“作”文章

还记得小学时只要有作文题目是《海边游记》或是《野餐记》

十个同学里有八个肯定会写波德申海滩

天知道那八个人里有多少人真正去过

要知道我是砂拉越人除非搭飞机

否则是不可能去得到波德申

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接着内容也就是千篇一律的

一大清早起来准备食物

然后兴奋不已的奔奔跳跳钻进爸爸的老爷车

（每一个爸爸都开老爷车啊～）

一路上风景宜人风光明媚凉风习习

（成语用得越多分数越高）

到了目的地之后爸爸哥哥下水游泳

姐姐妹妹堆沙城堡

妈妈摆好食物就在树下看书

（有谁写过爸爸在树下看书妈妈下水游泳？）

紧接着就是肚子饿了

（这里会用饥肠辘辘的肯定加分）

大家狼吞虎咽将食物秒杀

（不可能有人会写慢条斯理的吃）

然后就到了黄昏带着依依不舍的心情回家

心里想着下次还要再来

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这样的罐头式作文就是老师的最爱

当然出来的分数就肯定不低了

但终究是一篇“作”出来的文章

一点意思都没有

Saturday, November 7, 2009

小品83 My Top 5 Treat List

What's my top 5 treat list?

This is a tough question to answer

as I have thousands of things/activities that

I would love to be involved in

when I'm still alive and kicking

我最想得到的五样东西是什么呢？

这问题难倒我了

我想只要我还有一口气在

这问题大概永远不会有一个肯定的答案

ANYWAY, Here's wat is my mind now
无论如何以下就是我目前最想要得到的东西

(1) DELL INSPIRON 13 LAPTOP

See how charming they are!

看...多迷人的电脑！

(2) A NEW HANDPHONE

I'm still using my 7 years old Nokia 3100

ya, don't be surprise, its SEVEN years old

since I was still studying Form5

and now I'm taking my Master Degree!

一台崭新的手机

好让我将7岁老古董诺基亚3100给淘汰

没错我的手机已经7岁了

读着中五开始就已经存在

而现在我已经是硕士生！

you know, I'm not a greedy kind of man

so an iPhone is all I need

你知道的我不是那种贪心的人
所以一台爱疯就已经很够了

(3) A PAIR OF NICE BASKETBALL SHOES

I always dream to have this

这一直是我梦寐以求的

Although the shoes might not help much in my skill

虽然球鞋和球技完全是两回事

(4) A CAMERA

Actually I'm not familiar with camera at all

so a simple and handy digital camera is all I need

一台相机
其实在摄影方面我完全是个新手
所以一台操作简单容易上手的数码相机是我最棒的选择

As I can record every precious moments

that I'm going to spend with my family

and especially my love one

如此一来我便可以将与家人
以及爱人所共渡的每一个珍贵时刻
给记录下来

(5) A BIKE

Ya, I care about our envirouments

Amidst growing concerns for

global warming and soaring fuel prices

bikes can be called as essential vehicles

which letting my travel cheaply, easily

and also eco friendly

一台自行车
没错我爱我们的护环境
在这个地球温度与油价只升不跌的非常时期
自行车确实是必要的
经济方便更重要的是环保

Among the top 5 treat list

Dell Inspiron 13 is my top priority now

WHY?

I'm currently pursuing my Master Degree in NUS

(National University of Singapore)

在以上五样最想要的东西之中
我首推DELL INSPIRON 13 手提电脑
为什么呢？
目前的我于新加坡国立大学进修着硕士学位

As a MA student

there are tons of books to read

and nothing else but reports

身为硕士生
免不了要啃无数的书本
更别提无穷无尽的报告要写

For the convenience of report writing

I bought a DELL INSPIRON 1525 last year

and it REALLY helps me a lot!

为了方便我写报告
就在去年买了一台 DELL INSPIRON 1525
没骗你至今我从没后悔买下它！

By the way, did I ever mention that

I stay in Johor Bahru instead of Singapore?

SO HERE COMES THE PROBLEM

I stay in JB but study in Singapore

in that case I have no choice but to go there n back

whenever there is any class to attend

and traveling between Singapore and Malaysia

with a 15" laptop is not an easy task

对了我有提起过我目前住在新山吗？
问题就出在这里
我住在新山但却在另一端的新加坡上课
别无选择之下只能在有课要上时两边跑
但是随身携带着一台15寸的电脑进出
说不辛苦大概也没人信吧

You might ask, why I stay in JB rather than singapore?
That's a long story

In short, I'm self financing for my study

without any grant from the university

The HUGE sum of tuition fees cost me a bomb

therefore I can't afford to stay in

such a high living cost country like Singapore

(Singapore Dollar is 2.4 times "larger" than our Ringgit!!)

你可能会问为什么我不干脆住在新加坡呢？
说来话长简而言之我是自费读书的硕士生
也就是说学校并没有资助任何费用
每学期巨额的学费都已经让我喘不过气来
更不用说要住在一个像新加坡那么高生活费的国家
（别忘了新币要比我们的马币“大”上2.4倍呢！！）

To conclude, a laptop which is smaller in size

with great performance and affordable price

will definitely put me at ease

And this is it! DELL INSPIRON 13! It meets all my needs!

因此一台价钱合理性能卓越
且又轻巧的小笔电绝对可以减轻我的负担
而DELL INSPIRON 13就恰好完全符合我的要求！

Wide Vivid Display

13.3 inches, to be exact.

Plus the 16:9 widescreen format means

you never have to squint or lean up close

to use the Inspiron 13

13.3英寸的高清显示屏宽高比为16:9
让你无需将脸贴近荧幕即可尽情观赏高清晰画面

Always Connected

Enhanced wireless supports up to 802.11n connections

Plus the Dell™ Webcam Central lets you video chat

with friends and family with amazing ease

有了Dell™ Webcam Central
即可尽情与朋友及家人进行视频交流
无线连接最高可支持802.11n

Hi-definition

ExperienceJust add the optional

ATI Radeon™ HD 4330 graphics card

and hook up to a LCD TV using

the one-cord HDMI connection

to enjoy true high-definition cinematic experience

有了ATI Radeon™ HD 4330显卡再将一根HDMI线缆
连接至液晶电视或投影机
你就可以享有电影院般的视听盛宴

Delivering 50% more performance

Intel® Centrino® 2 processor technology

and the long awaited Windows 7

lets you multitask at a whole different level

Intel® Centrino® 双核处理器技术

以及万众期待的Windows 7

使笔电的整体性能提高了50%
即可实现更高水平的多任务处理

Outer Beauty

Its smooth round edges and crisp clean lines

are simply designed to inspire

With the Alpine White, Obsidian Black

and Cherry Red designs

now you can really show off your true colours

圆滑的棱边简洁明快的线条
INSPIRON 13简直是热情四射
有阿尔卑斯白曜石黑以及樱桃红三种颜色可供选择
充分彰显您的本色

Last but not least, The price!

Starting with RM2,299, Dell inspiron 13

is definitely a thumbs up for a notebook

with intel core duo processor

And whats more? Here's a special deal

With a special coupon code

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anyone who makes purchase of

a Dell Inspiron 13 (S510701MY)

before 10th Nov 2009 will have another

RM100 Instant Cash Redemption!!

What are you waiting for?

Treat yourself a Dell Inspiron 13 now

by purchasing online or by calling Dell at 1800-88-0301!

最后当然是大家最关心的价钱了
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这价钱绝对是物超所值
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